Farewell, Hand on Bollocks, Farewell, Basil Brush, Farewell, Seaside Drunk and Sea Cow You’re silent and weeping under history’s crush Your name's your memorial now See you, German Helmet, So long, Tanked Up Ted, Goodbye, Sausage Stuffer and God Your names resonate through the roads of my head The names of the daft and the odd And the funny and friendly. The helpful and kind The sarky and smelly The fat and half blind The one’s who you’d laugh with The one’s you’d laugh at The one’s you’d go miles to avoid The one’s you’d buy drinks for The one’s who’d drink pop The ones who’d just get you annoyed Just the names shouting up from the void So goodbye Milk Bottle, Pol Pot and Cod Eyes Goodbye Dog On Head and Duck Feet Hang on to the memories that will never die Of comradeship forged in the heat - Ian McMillan
