Are you having money problems? Worried about the *nasty debt* you’ll face when you graduate? No need to fear any longer. Shiny capitalism 2.0 is here to save you! Wonga will sort out your cash flow in no time at all, in 15 minutes you’ll have the money directly in your bank account and no need to talk to any nasty grown ups who might leave you wondering if you’re about to do something silly.
It’s got an APR of 4214% but that doesn’t matter because we’re sure you’ll pay us back in no time at all. After all students are known for their punctuality and self-organisation. Plus you probably don’t know what APR means anyway. Here have some money! People fritter away student loans too easily, we’re actually here to encourage responsible lending and stop people building up a nasty debt that might harm them in future. In fact we’re pretty damn public spirited come to think of it. You might even call us a public service. You see there are some old-fashioned people who think that you shouldn’t have choice in where you lend money from, so they force you to have a student loan or nothing. Isn’t that mean? Well we’re here to make sure they get with the times. We’re on your side, we’re giving you what want AND we’re teaching you to be responsible with your money. Isn’t that fab of us?
Find out more on our ever-so-friendly website: http://www.wonga.com/money/wonga-student-loan/
